BRUTAL INCIDENT: PASTOR WADEN HARASSES MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen assaulting a McDonald's employee during peak hours yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden complained loudly about the food. The McDonald's employee, identified as John Doe, apologized for the inconvenience, but Waden became more aggressive. Witnesses